Ooooo lookie! Xmas pressie! Let's see what the instructions say...

Congratulations! You've gotten our newest product, the legendary Pokemaster 3000! The Pokemaster is ideal for all your poking needs and offer a wide selection of custom tips, some of them included in this Beginner's Pack, and with a lovely frog-thing on the handle. More tips can be ordered directly, please contact your giver for further information.
Instructions for usage: Either use as is, or simply scew on the custom tip of your choice. Use voice commands of choice to make the most of each tip.

Merry Xmas!!!!!!!!!!11111 *huggles*